Geriatric Park.

Jurassic era DNA to treat gout

The ad copywriters are already working on the TV ads:
“Ask your doctor if Goutsaur Rex is right for you?”

“[side effects include sickness, premature aging, extreme longevity, wrinkly skin, big teeth, massive weight gain, long tail growth, screechy voices, compulsion to eat trees, brain shrinkage, obsession with Raquel Welch]”

In 10 years someone will discover that this DNA was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. Oops.

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