If these guys put even half as much effort into winning elections as they did raising funds, we would not have the Chicago Mobsters running the country.
One bit of advice, Eric and John – fake up some Eric@ and John@ emails, because the info@ email address for both emails kind of spoils the story.

I also want to know why I still get emails from “Mitt Romney For President 2012 Inc” pretending to be from the latest candidate.