M. Le Prez gets the lift, Mme. La Second Lady gets the shaft

Protocol suggests that la nouvell Femme Deuxieme gets Versailles, whilst la nouvelle Femme Premier gets the pomp and circumstance. Maybe they can fit in a small chateau for la vielle Femme, Ségolène Royal.

The French people will need a solid pre-nup though, because at this rate their bust country is going to be carved up amongst his harem. Especially if they are able to file multiple divorces in London, home to the world’s most successful female litigants.

I bet Françoise gets a bounce in the polls, as well as in the bed. That little guy who married the Italian must be frustrated, unless he can catch her wearing a crash helmet outside Françoise’ place. Stranger things have happened.

Her Majesty’s Government will be offering La 2eme a little retreat to get away from it all. St Helena is available..