Eager to appease his Deep State WaPo clientele, in a stunt which echoes an early Soviet space mission, Bezos is sending 3 chumps on a space ride.

Of course, there may be another reason to emulate Laika’s mission aboard Sputnik 2, in November 1957: “We chose bitches because they don’t have to raise a leg to urinate which means they need less space than males.” said Adilya Kotovskaya in 2017.

Laika didn’t survive her jaunt. She died of “overheat”.

Will Elon be prevailed upon to rescue this all-female crew?