Kate Clancy, a professor at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign…

These people emote rather than reason. Normal people would not let Kate Clancey near their offspring. Some hiring person at the University looks out for the standout crazy deranged lunatics, to get them on Faculty, thinking “this will liven things up!” – putting them in close proximity to the students. What could go wrong?

And Kate gets paid for it. She’s probably one of the more rational ones. There are thousands of barking mad faculty staff busily corrupting and dumbing down young American minds on Campuses throughout North America.

TopTip: Home School your children until they are 30.