Some dweeb in LA’s National Weather Service took a break from rustling up some climatey changey bunkum to dream up this tedious moniker for “veritable fucking disaster”. A PDS is only issued for most extreme events. Very rarely! But how are they gonna label the next politically-correct made-in-California shitstorm?

And what is the description for a 10,000 acre fire that only kills 10 people? A FDS: Fairly Dangerous Situation?

They will need to do a full rewrite. Suggestions on a postcard to Gavin.